Making Monsterpede: Self-publication
I started a new project called “Monsterpede.” I plan to self-publish it, so I’m free to bore you with openly document the process here. This first post in the series I make about “Monsterpede” is going...
View ArticleNaNoWriMo 2012: Because It’s Fun
One of the best parts about NaNoWriMo: hanging out with and meeting other people who want to write a novel in a month. I hang out with “real” writers all the time, people who consistently finish and...
View ArticleMetal For Two Weeks
Two of my fingers are probably broken. I don’t know for sure because this third-world hellhole I live in doesn’t apply my taxes toward basic needs like GETTING MY BROKEN HAND X-RAYED but anyway, I...
View ArticleOops.
Gravity is a harsh mistress. I reserve the right to make up extravagant lies which are infinitely less embarrassing than what actually happened. These lies may or may not involved tentacles. And...
View ArticleWrite-a-thon Week One: Broken bones and pretend progress
It’s that time of year again, when Clarion and Clarion West graduates and supporters pledge to write every week in solidarity with this year’s students, generating sponsorships from generous donors. I...
View Article“I cannot tell a (boring) lie.”
After i broke my knuckle, i sat around for half of an hour, then ate a burger, then played the (fabulous!!) Rick and Morty videogame with Seamus, but at his wise insistence, i decided i was...
View ArticleSuper Birthday Snake
Last week, Briar and I went on a walk with our friends Teeth & Steve and their dog Motley. Our plan was to play Ingress as we went, taking portals with our phones while our dogs took them with...
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