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How I Didn’t Get Robbed
At about 9:30 p.m. my boss calls to let us know that there’s been a string of robberies in the past few days. The perpetrator was a Caucasian male in black clothes who told the clerks he had a bomb...
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F5ing the #clarionwest hashtag
If you don’t want to watch the video, I paraphrased it in the rest of the post: I’ve been waiting for almost a week to tell you that… I was accepted to the 2012 Clarion West Writers Workshop! My...
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Making Monsterpede: Self-publication
I started a new project called “Monsterpede.” I plan to self-publish it, so I’m free to bore you with openly document the process here. This first post in the series I make about “Monsterpede” is going...
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NaNoWriMo 2012: Because It’s Fun
One of the best parts about NaNoWriMo: hanging out with and meeting other people who want to write a novel in a month. I hang out with “real” writers all the time, people who consistently finish and...
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Metal For Two Weeks
Two of my fingers are probably broken. I don’t know for sure because this third-world hellhole I live in doesn’t apply my taxes toward basic needs like GETTING MY BROKEN HAND X-RAYED but anyway, I...
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Oops.
Gravity is a harsh mistress. I reserve the right to make up extravagant lies which are infinitely less embarrassing than what actually happened. These lies may or may not involved tentacles. And...
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Write-a-thon Week One: Broken bones and pretend progress
It’s that time of year again, when Clarion and Clarion West graduates and supporters pledge to write every week in solidarity with this year’s students, generating sponsorships from generous donors. I...
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“I cannot tell a (boring) lie.”
After i broke my knuckle, i sat around for half of an hour, then ate a burger, then played the (fabulous!!) Rick and Morty videogame with Seamus, but at his wise insistence, i decided i was...
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Super Birthday Snake
Last week, Briar and I went on a walk with our friends Teeth & Steve and their dog Motley. Our plan was to play Ingress as we went, taking portals with our phones while our dogs took them with...
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